Jesus, the Apostles and Lesson Plans…….
(a little levity for Teachers as we await the return of our young scholars and saints in formation)
Then Jesus took his disciples up to the mountaintop, then gathering them around him, he began to teach them and said:
Blessed are the poor.
Blessed are the hungry.
Blessed are those who mourn.
Blessed are the oppressed…
Then Simon Peter interrupted…
“Do I have to write this down”
And Andrew said “ Are we supposed to know this?”
James said “ I don’t have papyrus with me”?
And Phillip said “Will there be a test on this?”
And John said “The other disciples didn’t have to learn this.”
And Matthew said “Can I be excused?”
And Judas said “What does this have to do with the real world?”
Then one of the Pharisees present asked to see Jesus’ lesson plan and inquired “ Where is your anticipatory set? Where are your objectives in the cognitive domain and exactly which standard are you covering today?”
And Jesus wept!